ɢʀᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢꜱ, ᴀʟʟ!
ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜꜱ. ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ ᴜɴɪᴏɴ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏɢ ᴏɴ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴜꜱᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ʙʟᴜᴘꜱ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ!
ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ ᴋɪᴛᴛɪᴇꜱ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴀᴛʟᴀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴡᴏ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴠᴇʟʏ ʙᴏʀɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ɢᴇʀʙɪʟꜱ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ (ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ) ɢᴜʀʙɪʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴍᴘᴛᴇʀ. ᴡᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ, ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏꜱ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ (ꜱᴇᴀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪᴇᴠᴇꜱ, ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ?), ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴏᴋ/ᴇᴀᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ꜰᴏᴏᴅꜱ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ!
ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ, ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ, ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ, ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴘɪᴀɴᴏ, ᴀɴᴅ, ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴜʀꜱᴇ, ʀɪᴅᴇ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱ! ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴡᴇᴇᴋʟʏ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ɴᴇᴀʀ ᴍʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ. ᴍʏ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʜᴜꜱʙᴀɴᴅ ɪꜱ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʜᴇʟᴘɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀᴛʏ ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴜʏ ᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱ! ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʀᴜɴ ᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ꜱᴛᴀʙʟᴇ!
ɪ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴋ-ᴘᴏᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋ-ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ/ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪ ᴘʟᴀʏ. ɪ ᴍᴏꜱᴛʟʏ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ɢɪʀʟ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴀʏ ᴋɪᴅꜱ, ᴏɴᴇᴜꜱ, ᴀᴛᴇᴇᴢ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴄᴛ (ᴜ ᴀɴᴅ 127). ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏꜱᴛᴇʀʏ-ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ, ꜱᴏ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱɪɢɴᴀʟ ᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ᴍʏ ᴛᴏᴘ ʀᴇ-ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ!
ɪ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏꜱᴛʟʏ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀɪᴄᴀʟ ꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ. ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇᴛᴛᴇ ᴅᴏʏʟᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴅᴜꜱᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ. ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ! ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴏɴᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ (ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ɪᴅᴇᴀꜱ) ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ/ᴅʏꜱᴛᴏᴘɪᴀɴ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ. ɪᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇꜱꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜰᴜʟʟʏ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀꜱ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴏꜰ!
ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ, ꜱᴏ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴍ! ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪɴ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ.
ɪ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴀʟʟ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʀᴇϙᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ! ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴏʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛꜱ, ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ.
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