after the revelations of emma’s financial deceit, a member of the emma critic club, who

has been forced to enter a witness protection program, was unfairly struck by emma. 

this member was wrongly accused and was penalised karma points to absurdity

emma critic club wishes to make it clear that it stands with its members. no member, or

even idle watchers, will be bullied into silence by our enemies

as such, we wish to resolve this injustice by revealing information that emma would 

rather conceal from the general public. below is a table of the items one can produce 

in the small workshop, sorted by the profit per hour. for a medium workshop, the profit

can simply be multiplied by 2. for a large workshop, multiply by 3 

image credit: Juniper, CFO of emma critic club (and my boss). data from 12/04/2023

please note, try as we might, emma critic club is a small organisation and susceptible to

mistakes. however, we have released this using the correct definition of profit, and most

importantly in good faith

given emma's incessant micromanaging of every aspect of this game, it is not a stretch

of the imagination to believe that she wrote, or at least oversaw the writing of, the

book entitled 'Estimated profitability of the products', which can be found in the Workshop.

i pose a question to emma:

what does the word 'Profit' mean?

and yet her 'Average profit per hour' column does not include the cost of products!

while this is all conspiracy, i believe a case could be made that she has deliberately

attempted to misrepresent the most profitable item to make and sell in workshop 

so that she can produce it herself, while keeping supply low and demand high

things emma gave me a tutorial on: every single aspect of the game in excruciating detail

things emma did not give me a tutorial on: how to not accidentally restart my game

yes i accidentally restarted my game